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I'm holding Vicky hostage....

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If you ever want to see this site updated again, leave 750 pounds of Orange Blossom honey in the dark alley behind that...you know...that dark building. Don't dilute it with wildflower; I'll know.


Phil
 

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dogglebe said:
If you ever want to see this site updated again, leave 750 pounds of Orange Blossom in the dark alley behind that...you know...that dark building. Don't dilute it with wildflower; I'll know.
Holding the GotMead Wench hostage? ;D Ok, technically you may be restricting her movements, however, I predict that after a few days you'll be exhausted, nursing a record mead hangover, and begging forum members to take her off your hands. ;D ;D ;D
 

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Won't he be surprised when he receives 750 pounds of orange blossoms and no honey. If he ever sells his soul to the devil for 7 wishes... it promises to be even more entertaining than the original Bedazzled with Dudley Moore and Peter Cook.

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Ha ha ha!

Um, I think after the Wench drinks you out of house and home, and drags you all over New York you'll be begging for mercy! LOL

But just in case, I've put Gilbert Gottfried on a plane along with five gallons of Corpse Flower Honey, and 50 dwarf nudists with no sense of personal space, unchecked bromadrosis and a penchant for leg humping!

Please enjoy the honey!

Cheers,

Oskaar
 

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ugh, Corpse Flower honey?!?

Would the bees even get close to it? ::shudder::

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Maelduin said:
ugh, Corpse Flower honey?!?

Would the bees even get close to it? ::shudder::
Looks like the main pollinators are flies and beetles, the kind critters that are most likely to be attracted to the smell of decaying flesh.

http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/special_reports/titan/faq.lasso

If Oskaar has a bucket of corpse flower honey, he must have worked some magic to let the bees get to it first.
;D
I could almost picture Oskaar hoisting a few meads made from the honey, offering a toast to the Adam's family members. ;D
 

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I'm sure Markus would support this effort of Oskaar's. ;D
...Markus? Ayecha? (Where art thou?)

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The hostage crisis seems to be over, I see Vicky - GM Webmistress is online checking her messages, the time 1 am. Couldn't even manage to keep her 24 hours... the leather teddy and bullwhip must have had him rethinking the arrangement.:eek: >:D ;)

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Miriam said:
I'm sure Markus would support this effort of Oskaar's. ;D ...Markus? Ayecha? (Where art thou?)
Marko probably has a whole wing of his infernal cellar filled with old casks of Corpse Flower mead. :eek: ;D
 

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Wrathwilde said:
the leather teddy and bullwhip must have had him rethinking the arrangement. :eek: >:D ;)

Wrathwilde
She'd use a bullwhip to make him wear a leather teddy? >:D

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No, the Leather Teddy (Masta LethAA TedDEEE X, as he's known in the NYC Dom/Sub world) would have whipped them both for being bad, and made them lick the floor of the dungeon clean after he smeared it with Corpse Flower Honey and the trub from the first racking of the Corpse Flower Mead.

Then he would make them read Editorials (oops, I mean the front page) from the NYT, sell Falafel blindfolded on trash day, and make some purchase returns at Saks without a receipt.

Tomorrow he REALLY gets mean!

Cheers,

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Wrathwilde said:
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The hostage crisis seems to be over, I see Vicky - GM Webmistress is online checking her messages, the time 1 am. Couldn't even manage to keep her 24 hours...
Damn her wi-fi. I'm taking it away and I'm uping my demands.

750 pounds of orange blossom honey and a corn muffin. Buttered!

Now where do I send her finger?


Phil
 

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dogglebe said:
Wrathwilde said:
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The hostage crisis seems to be over, I see Vicky - GM Webmistress is online checking her messages, the time 1 am. Couldn't even manage to keep her 24 hours...
Damn her wi-fi. I'm taking it away and I'm uping my demands.

750 pounds of orange blossom honey and a corn muffin. Buttered! Now where do I send her finger?
You're upping the ante? :D :D :D

We've got a private pool going on right now, betting on how long you can hold out before you start begging us to take her off your hands. ;D
 

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dogglebe said:
Damn her wi-fi. I'm taking it away and I'm uping my demands.

750 pounds of orange blossom honey and a corn muffin. Buttered!

Now where do I send her finger?


Phil
Hey Now,

I don't know where that finger's been . . . do you?

Cheers,

Oskaar
 

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NICE!!!

I guess Vicky is still "under wraps" due to the lack of a response? ;D ;D
 
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