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The Book of Directions - nothing to do with Mead

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I just read an amusing article by Steve Martin about the 'Book of Directions'. I thought I would share it with everyone as the humor on this site closely parallels that of Mr. Martin.

http://www.compleatsteve.com/essays/directions.htm

So, who will write 'The Book of Mead Directions' and make it as easy to follow as Pierre Trouts? Oskaar de la Monkey, are you there? ;D

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1. Make mead
2. Age mead
3. Drink mead
4. Go to step one

Here endeth the book.
 

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scout said:
I thought there would be some mention of red-headed nymphs in your book, Oskaar? *big grins*
Oskaar's book of Directions involving Mead and Redheads would be much longer with the only addition to the "Mead" section being "Share with red-head Nymph" ;D ;)

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That'll be in the sequel.

The Book of Directions II: Conquest of the Planet of the Redheads!!

Cheers,

The poster formerly known as Oskaar