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Crocodiles are on sale at Sam's Club...in China. I doubt we'll be seeing them anytime soon locally.

Begs the question: Is there anything Walmart won't sell?

How about a casket, everybody needs one of these. I picked this one out, but my wife isn't too keen on it!
 
Vino said:
How about a casket, everybody needs one of these. I picked this one out, but my wife isn't too keen on it!
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I wonder why?
 
I've done some crazy things in my day. Can't say that I have ever done, or even thought about eating a live crocodile.;)
 
Oh! Just realized the link. I'm a bit slow today.

So what goes with croc meat? White wine? Red? Or whatever's left in the still?
 
My daughter spent some time in Guangzhou teaching English and says she's seen stranger things there.

And as far as caskets are concerned, I don't want my kids to waste the money--I want them to do with me what we've done with my parents: cremate them, and every time one of us travels somewhere, we take a little of Mom and Daddy with them. They just got back from Italy.

Errr...I guess they didn't actually come back, per se. It was a one-way trip for them, although my daughter did come home without them. They are, ah, presently enjoying Rome, Herculaneum, Florence, and Venice. As it were.

:)
 
I really like alligator meat but never tried crocodile. I'm sure it tastes the same either way.
 
Vino said:
Can you elaborate...I really gotta know!
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I was bored and in an evil mood. There was a doe-eyed girl at the check-out counter. I went next door to Oggi's and came back with about three pints of HOP-15 in me and decided that I wanted her to help me buy some stuff so I asked her boss how much it would be for her to be my "personal" shopper for a couple of hours.

Her boss just looked at me like "Dude. . . are you for real?" I told her I was. We almost came to an agreement but at the last moment she waffled and folded like a house of cards. I guess my occaisional use of the word pimpin' probably got the better of her O0
 
wildoates said:
And as far as caskets are concerned, I don't want my kids to waste the money--I want them to do with me what we've done with my parents: cremate them,...
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Same here.
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We're going into a couple of small walnut boxes and into the columbarium at our church.:angel11: Take up much less space that way!
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wildoates said:
And as far as caskets are concerned, I don't want my kids to waste the money.
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I feel similarly. Since I'll be dead (and presumably won't care), I've told the hubby to throw my body over the back fence and let those neighbors deal with a decaying, skinky body. It will be my last revenge for those late night parties that don't end til 3 or 4 am. ;)

Really, though. I'm all for a simple pine box. I'm not sure if I want to be cremated, though.
 
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