So I made a very bad blunder today. If you want to make your other half unhappy try tipping a 6 gallon bucket of port style mead of a table on it's side, on top of very light tanish carpet. Make sure when it tips over it hits the ground hard enough to splat it all over everything in the room and make a 6'x6' stain of deep purple on the floor with splatters all over the walls and furniture. 
Can you guess what I was doing to miss watching the Bronco game this afternoon? 8)
Can you guess what I was doing to miss watching the Bronco game this afternoon? 8)