The Mazer "Pun" Cup goes to...
..Leave it to Oskaar to siphon off all the good puns before the rest of us can rack our brains. It's true that many prolific writers were fueled by Alcohol, but Oskaar is the only one I know who has an Alcohol by Volume tattoo.
..There's only one person whose base is sufficient to make even Oskaar shit brix, and here I am. Puns are my game, and I've never been known to bochet. Now that I've got a captive audience... or fortified by the sounds of it, lets get one thing crystal clear... how have you all bentonite? Good. Well, let me bring you a moment of clarity, casein point; Oskaar prefers brix but if your meads don't finish with balling you're doing it wrong.
..So grab the jugs and check out the legs. I know that some of you might take offense at this braggots brilliant humor, but when you've got a sweet honey liquor, and your wood barrels been prepped... it's very hard to resist filling the bunghole.
You'll find lots of brewers share the same sediment... at the bottom of a bottle, it's traditional.
..Bear with me a sec and I'll introduce you to some dry humor.
..Sur lie that's secondary to the primary question before us... what is the perfect blow-off for this pun filled thread? to which I must answer "Get me a carboy I'm outta here."
Cheers,
Wrathwilde
You flip my top Pete! You've got this pun thing screwed down. I might wax and wayne but you are always on top!
..Leave it to Oskaar to siphon off all the good puns before the rest of us can rack our brains. It's true that many prolific writers were fueled by Alcohol, but Oskaar is the only one I know who has an Alcohol by Volume tattoo.
..There's only one person whose base is sufficient to make even Oskaar shit brix, and here I am. Puns are my game, and I've never been known to bochet. Now that I've got a captive audience... or fortified by the sounds of it, lets get one thing crystal clear... how have you all bentonite? Good. Well, let me bring you a moment of clarity, casein point; Oskaar prefers brix but if your meads don't finish with balling you're doing it wrong.
..So grab the jugs and check out the legs. I know that some of you might take offense at this braggots brilliant humor, but when you've got a sweet honey liquor, and your wood barrels been prepped... it's very hard to resist filling the bunghole.
You'll find lots of brewers share the same sediment... at the bottom of a bottle, it's traditional.
..Bear with me a sec and I'll introduce you to some dry humor.
..Sur lie that's secondary to the primary question before us... what is the perfect blow-off for this pun filled thread? to which I must answer "Get me a carboy I'm outta here."
Cheers,
Wrathwilde
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