Colorado Crapper Creeper?

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I'm trying to think of something clever to do with his last name (Chrisco -> Crisco, as in the vegetable shortening), but you know, nothing I could come up with comes even close to the absurdity of what he actually tried to do.

I wouldn't say that Colorado is "getting weird," as much as the creepos are starting to be more public about it here.
 
And to think that some of the people I know thought Coloradans were weird for Packer Days (Alfre Packer not the football team).

I wonder if he got any compliments for his flexibility from any of the other yoga enthusiasts ;D