How bad would you like to be?? Now you've got me thinking bad. Not that I wasn't already, but you're encouraging me. Stop it!
My uncensored mind is not fit for a public forum.
Also, I will always encourage more of the same from others.
How bad would you like to be?? Now you've got me thinking bad. Not that I wasn't already, but you're encouraging me. Stop it!
In addition to this "Girl's Got Toys" thread there's also one called "Got Wood", what is this forum turning into lol
In addition to this "Girl's Got Toys" thread there's also one called "Got Wood", what is this forum turning into lol
Perhaps I should have said far more tasteless? Potentially offensive?
I'm really doing my best not to be as bad as I'd like to be right now and I'm trying to ignore that tongue. It's soooo hard.
In addition to this "Girl's Got Toys" thread there's also one called "Got Wood", what is this forum turning into lol
Clearly you're my kind of people.
LOL, it's like those old Enzyte commercials... "This is Bob, he's learning how to work with wood..." ROFL
I'm glad to know there are people just as raunchy and uncensored as me and my crew.
Why do I feel like any party involving the group at large would generally get out of hand in the first hour?
Fun fact I once heard back in high school:
Boys think of sex every 3 seconds, and girls think of sex every 7 seconds.
I don't know how true it is, but I know how often I think of sex...
... so... I think it could be true, possibly even a little conservative...
I've never met a guy who thought of sex more often than me. So, I think those numbers are skewed and grossly underestimated. Of course, the girl numbers are low because "good" girls don't admit to how often they think of sex.
I oughtta introduce you to my husband
But really, it's not how often it goes through your head but how often it comes out your mouth that shows whether you're being good or not ;D
I've never met a guy who thought of sex more often than me. So, I think those numbers are skewed and grossly underestimated. Of course, the girl numbers are low because "good" girls don't admit to how often they think of sex.
I oughtta introduce you to my husband
But really, it's not how often it goes through your head but how often it comes out your mouth that shows whether you're being good or not ;D
Comes out, or goes in?
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and my wife could vouch for me.
Technically both.
Repeatedly.
I, um, feel like I'm about to get myself in trouble.
Perhaps I should put on the muzzle for a few.
We do custom leatherwork...![]()
trying sooo hard not to cross the line by mentioning other appropriate equipment for impeding speech...
Just wanted to say that I thought about jumping into this conversation, but then I was afraid that between the 4 of us things would really start going south. Umm... Well, you know what I mean.
We do custom leatherwork...![]()
trying sooo hard not to cross the line by mentioning other appropriate equipment for impeding speech...
You might as well go there. We're all thinking of them already.
(PS. Do I get any points for bringing the conversation back to toys?)
Just wanted to say that I thought about jumping into this conversation, but then I was afraid that between the 4 of us things would really start going south. Umm... Well, you know what I mean.
Oh, so when you get things going you like to go south?
I think its funny that we all say 'we'd hate to cross the line' or 'we're trying so hard to filter ourselves'. By saying that, we're really negating the 'not' and 'filter'.:icon_tongue:
In either case, leatherwork... right on!;D
And you do get points for bringing it to toys. Speaking of toys, here's the one I talked about previously:
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I'm really just very excited that it was free.