Girl's Got Toys!!

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In addition to this "Girl's Got Toys" thread there's also one called "Got Wood", what is this forum turning into lol
 
Perhaps I should have said far more tasteless? Potentially offensive?

I'm really doing my best not to be as bad as I'd like to be right now and I'm trying to ignore that tongue. It's soooo hard.


Haha... you said 'hard'. Yea, my wife can't ignore it either. :o


In addition to this "Girl's Got Toys" thread there's also one called "Got Wood", what is this forum turning into lol

Haha, on another forum I'm on, it went from being a straight car forum to half the people only on their to make jokes of the tasteless nature. It's pretty funny.

Clearly you're my kind of people.

I'm glad to know there are people just as raunchy and uncensored as me and my crew.

LOL, it's like those old Enzyte commercials... "This is Bob, he's learning how to work with wood..." ROFL


Haha... you said 'work'.


... wait a minute...








On a separate, more innocent type of toys note, my wife came home to find a bassinet sitting in our bedroom, next to the bed. She coo'ed.


On a more 'back on topic' type of note, I just received a gift of my own from an old guy that I work with. Apparently, he tried brewing back in the day, and didn't do anything with it, so he had an old table bottle capper lying around at his house. He brought it in. The gears needed a little cleaning, and the rubber mat the bottle sits on was coming off the metal, so my buddy joe took it home, cleaned the gears, glued the mat, and repainted all the metal. I now have a new used table bottle capper. It says supreme down the side.

So... Boy's got Toys too! ;D
 
Why do I feel like any party involving the group at large would generally get out of hand in the first hour?

Fun fact I once heard back in high school:

Boys think of sex every 3 seconds, and girls think of sex every 7 seconds.

I don't know how true it is, but I know how often I think of sex...


... so... I think it could be true, possibly even a little conservative...
 
Fun fact I once heard back in high school:

Boys think of sex every 3 seconds, and girls think of sex every 7 seconds.

I don't know how true it is, but I know how often I think of sex...


... so... I think it could be true, possibly even a little conservative...

I've never met a guy who thought of sex more often than me. So, I think those numbers are skewed and grossly underestimated. Of course, the girl numbers are low because "good" girls don't admit to how often they think of sex.
 
I've never met a guy who thought of sex more often than me. So, I think those numbers are skewed and grossly underestimated. Of course, the girl numbers are low because "good" girls don't admit to how often they think of sex.

I oughtta introduce you to my husband :rolleyes:

But really, it's not how often it goes through your head but how often it comes out your mouth that shows whether you're being good or not ;D
 
I've never met a guy who thought of sex more often than me. So, I think those numbers are skewed and grossly underestimated. Of course, the girl numbers are low because "good" girls don't admit to how often they think of sex.

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and my wife could vouch for me.

I oughtta introduce you to my husband :rolleyes:

But really, it's not how often it goes through your head but how often it comes out your mouth that shows whether you're being good or not ;D

Comes out, or goes in?


Technically both.

Repeatedly.
 
I, um, feel like I'm about to get myself in trouble.

Perhaps I should put on the muzzle for a few.

We do custom leatherwork...:rolleyes:

trying sooo hard not to cross the line by mentioning other appropriate equipment for impeding speech...
 
Just wanted to say that I thought about jumping into this conversation, but then I was afraid that between the 4 of us things would really start going south. Umm... Well, you know what I mean.
 
We do custom leatherwork...:rolleyes:

trying sooo hard not to cross the line by mentioning other appropriate equipment for impeding speech...

You might as well go there. We're all thinking of them already.

(PS. Do I get any points for bringing the conversation back to toys?)

I think its funny that we all say 'we'd hate to cross the line' or 'we're trying so hard to filter ourselves'. By saying that, we're really negating the 'not' and 'filter'.:icon_tongue:

In either case, leatherwork... right on!;D

And you do get points for bringing it to toys. Speaking of toys, here's the one I talked about previously:
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I'm really just very excited that it was free.
 
I think its funny that we all say 'we'd hate to cross the line' or 'we're trying so hard to filter ourselves'. By saying that, we're really negating the 'not' and 'filter'.:icon_tongue:

In either case, leatherwork... right on!;D

And you do get points for bringing it to toys. Speaking of toys, here's the one I talked about previously:
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I'm really just very excited that it was free.

Free stuff is exciting. However, I see your blood donor card sitting next to it. Are you anticipating an accident?