I'm confused, then why are you trying to brew a gluten-free beer for her?
Re-read it, two different girls he wants to date, one's celiac and the other's into BDSM. ;D
Oh, and oats are often questionable for celiacs, I'm told that they don't usually cause problems themselves but they're often processed where wheat is processed so there's usually a bit of cross-contamination, which is why my mom has to get gluten-free oats...