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You could still be a man-whore, but just with a very satisfied client?
Or a terrible man-whore with one very reluctant client...
Or a terrible man-whore with one very reluctant client...
Obligatory hi-jack thread bump!
A reporter is walking through Olympic Village when he spots a man carrying a ten foot pole. So he walks up to the man and asks him, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"
The man replied, "No, but how did you know my name is Walter?"
Thank you thank you, I'll be here till I'm not.
A reporter is walking through Olympic Village when he spots a man carrying a ten foot pole. So he walks up to the man and asks him, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"
The man replied, "No, but how did you know my name is Walter?"
Thank you thank you, I'll be here till I'm not.
I don't usually care about sports much, but I've seen so much good sportsmanship between olympic competitors from opposing countries that it does give me some hope for the human race. And so many people who barely qualified or got in on technicalities who ended up doing really, really well. In the 100 kg men's Judo the other day, the previous gold medallist (Mongolia) got bodily thrown by the Russian he was facing, and looked immensely pleased for the other guy who'd gotten in such a good throw, even though it took the gold from him!
And then there was the badminton thing... <facepalm> Honestly, people.
And then there was the badminton thing... <facepalm> Honestly, people.
Wait, I missed the badminton thing... what happened in the badminton thing?
Gals trying to loose the match so they'd get better positioned later in the games, and getting thrown out of competition for it.
I like to make bets on which Olympain is boning each other. Over 100,000 free condoms were distributed in 1992...I don't have numbers for the 2000's but they've got to be good. The Olympic Village is full of sexings.
I think I read somewhere that they would bunk same-sex couples together but a married hetero couple wasn't allowed to share accommodations, sounds like they only provided separate lodgings for men and women and it would be too disruptive to have one male + female when everyone else is separated, so for once, same-sex partnerships had the advantage...
Most of the stats I read had to do with the several thousand, extremely physically fit teenagers in a high stress environment all bundled together in a small area (not allowed to provide their own accomadations like other competitions). The sheer amount of of endorphins and hormones makes for lots of bedroom activities.
My car is a primadonna. Went to start her to come home on Thursday and she wouldn't start. Spent several long-distance calls wtih my mechanic trying to figure out why... air was fine, there was spark, and we could smell the gas but it wouldn't catch, even with quick-start... then after five hours of fretting and fussing with things, changing spark plugs and crap just in case, she finally almost starts on 2.5 cylinders while I've got one spark plug wire off with a dead spark plug in it held near the engine block to see how far the spark will jump because I suspect the ignition coil isn't doing its job sufficiently... either she just wanted my husband to start her or she was waiting for the thunderstorm that was hitting just as we got out of the driveway...
(and yay, Canada finally gets a gold medal in something!)
(and yay, Canada finally gets a gold medal in something!)
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Wow. I wish I had seen that one. That would have been hilarious. I heard you can watch all the sports if you go to nbcolympics.com and say which cable provider you have.
I wish they had live coverage of the olympic village... I've read somewhere that apparently there were sexings everywhere (read outdoors, lawn, etc). We could then make bets on where the next sexing would be.
Sex olympics, people. Sex olympics.
My car is more of a drag queen than a primadonna...
I'm sure there's a lot of security cameras around there. You just need to find the right hacker so you can see what's "up".
I'm sure there's a lot of security cameras around there. You just need to find the right hacker so you can see what's "up".
Are there any hackers on gotmead? Any takers at all?
Also, "up", "in"... whatever happens to be 'in' at the moment...
I am willing to bet that 50% of the provided condums go home in luggage. I mean come on, an olympic condum. You know that they all have to have the olympic logo on it, or at least the wraper. Not to mention: Do they come in olympic colors? Wonder how much they go for?
And I am sure that they have good security but all closed loop and local. Not on the internet so hacking would need to be onsite and at risk of getting caught from the security desk. Privacy is something that I am sure that the olympians appreciate as one of the few perks of getting to the olympics.
Sorry to burst your bubble but this is real life not a movie. Things happen slightly differently. And in more unusual ways than we can think of.
Matrix
And I am sure that they have good security but all closed loop and local. Not on the internet so hacking would need to be onsite and at risk of getting caught from the security desk. Privacy is something that I am sure that the olympians appreciate as one of the few perks of getting to the olympics.
Sorry to burst your bubble but this is real life not a movie. Things happen slightly differently. And in more unusual ways than we can think of.
Matrix
Don't get too excited yet there, Schrammy... it turns out she's not a real red-head...
But as long as you don't look too closely to the carpeting, you can still keep your fantasy. :thumbs up:
But as long as you don't look too closely to the carpeting, you can still keep your fantasy. :thumbs up:
Nah, they put a ban on the outdoor sexings after discovering enough condoms on top of the various male housings to be a health hazard in the Seol. http://vancouver.ca/police/assets/pdf/reports-policies/report-human-trafficking-2010-games.pdf
the Seol? Also, I started reading that report, but damn was it dry as the desert and monotone. It was like reading the same sentence over and over again...
