Yes, the mighty Joe himself steps down from the heavens and smites your brew...
You know, that gives me an idea -
Mighty Joe Young Orange mead (Strong enough to drop a gorilla). Aim for 18% ABV, sweet and "orangey" and ready to drink quickly.
DV10 can produce meads that are drinkable out of primary and it is fairly well behaved though it might need more than 1 small handful of raisins to feed it. Hmmm... This could work (I said an idea - I didn't say a great one