Taking the bite out of Everclear

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Dan McFeeley said:
I came across the idea of using a water filter on cheap vodka. Here's an account of the experiment:

http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/wordpress/index.php?p=4

I've never tried this myself so I can't vouch for its effectiveness.

Okay,

I did this tonight.

I bought the cheapest bottle of vodka I could find on the shelf -- Vodstok (which, despite the Russianesque name, is made in Mira Loma, CA by an American distiller), at around six dollars and a half for 750ml. I put aside a shot of the original stuff for final comparison, but did not do incremental tastings.

After 4 consecutive filterings through a standard Brita water filter (pitcher-style), the difference is not just dramatic -- it's night and day. You would never guess they were the same vodka!

The unfiltered sample was, if anything, much worse than you'd expect from the price tag. I mean, twist-up-your-face-and-make-funny-noises kind of worse! The filtered sample was smooth and devoid of off-flavors (or almost any flavors, really).

True vodka fans wouldn't get much out of this, I think, since they are looking for good flavor, as opposed to merely an absence of bad flavors. But the rest of us could make a fairly high quality vodka (and, in theory, other kinds of hard liquors) out of the bottom shelf crap we'd normally just reach above. I'm telling you, with the cost of living being what it is, a technique like this is not just for cheapskates like me anymore!

The filters go for $6 and change per unit in the local store here. That's roughly a $13 investment to make a bottle of vodka it would normally cost about $20 to $25 to purchase. And I believe the filter can still be used for water, after flushing it a bit, so that brings the cost down even lower.

There was only a loss of, at a guess, maybe 4 fluid ounces from this process, including the samples. Very economical, in my opinion.

I was surfing during all this, so it didn't seem to take much time. I'd say give it an hour, start-to-finish, anyway, since you want to run a couple of quarts of water through the filter first (I did a round gallon).

I intend to make a mango cordial out of this vodka, now that it's been sanded down and finished. I'll update in Likker is Quicker as things progress.

-David
 
David,

Do you think the filter would work for about 5 gallons or so? I was considering 151 after the initial round of comments but I wonder if I could filter the Everclear and improve it? What are your thoughts?

Thanks,
Pewter
 
Pewter,

Considering the high alcohol content of Everclear, I doubt there are too many "impurities" in there to filter out. You might find some improvement, but I doubt it would be dramatic, especially considering that you'll be adding sugars and flavorings in order to get a decent concoction. In order to get to such a high ABV, Everclear is distilled several times. Almost all the crap is left behind. Everclear's nasty rep comes from the fact that the ethanol in it is at toxic levels, and that some knuckleheads refuse to dilute it properly.

151 rum can come in a variety of quality levels, I'd guess, so maybe that'd be a better candidate for a Brita Treatment; but as I wrote, this is a good thing for cheap, low-quality liquors -- vodka specifically. I've heard of people doing it to whiskey, too, with good results, so that's another possible direction.

The filters strip flavor and color. In crap liquors, this is a good thing. If you use the good stuff, though, you have nowhere to go but down.

Just my opinion, and I've only done this once, so take it for what it's worth.

-David
 
Not to hijack the thread, but I had to make this quick note: if there's something lower than bottom shelf, then it must be crawlspace shelf; and if that's true, then a vodka called Caliber can be found there.

Caliber is made in Merna Loma, CA, just like the Vodstak I transformed the other night (which means this is either the run-off from that stuff, or Mirna Loma is unexpectedly the rotgut capital of America). If you are in any way tempted to buy a cheap liquor for a Brita Treatment, then do your esophogus the biggest favor you can, and don't go poking around in the crawlspace.

Five runs through the filter, and Caliber still burns like paint thinner! Oh, it's a whole world of better, but I still think my eyesight is failing!

Brita can perform magic, but not all magic is a miracle. Caliber needs a miracle and a half!

-David
 
Well as an update, I had a friend give me a recipe that she came up with in NYC some 20 or so years ago. I went out and got the ingredients (4 types of alcohol), and mixed a sample. It has a bit of a warmth to it but is deceptively smooth seeing as how it is around 70 proof or so. I then added an amount of 151 equal to each of the other ingredients (1/4 cup each). I figure that raised the mix to roughly 90 proof but the difference was night and day. While 151 does not have a "taste" per se, it does have a presence. The mix went from tasting warm and fruity to being overwhelmed by the alcohol.

So the batch served to the pirates will be the original recipe without the 151. I sat and sipped the cup or so of mix that evening and it was plenty strong...

Recipe:
(contact me directly for recipe)

Expensive but pretty good...

I call it The Pirate's Trance and will have 5 gallons of it at War. Hopefully a few chugs will put all of them in one...
 
lostnbronx said:
Five runs through the filter, and Caliber still burns like paint thinner! Oh, it's a whole world of better, but I still think my eyesight is failing!

Brita can perform magic, but not all magic is a miracle. Caliber needs a miracle and a half!

-David

LOL!

Hey David,

Everything I've read suggest, filtering though activated carbon, removes impurities which cause haze & off flavors, but nothing about making Kool-Aid out of rock fuel.

Dmntd
 
Well, Pewter gave me a bottle of it, and I let my captain have a sip. He promptly snatched the bottle and proceeded to tell his friends how lucky they were that *he* had this wonderful meadwench in *his* camp, yadayadayada. Anyway, I kept reminding him that I didn't make it, but it was lost on him after the 3rd swig or so......

Somewhere in there I got to drink some, and I gotta say it was very yummy, and deceptively smooth. One of those drinks that sneak up on you and hit you with a brick, sort of an Pan-Knowne World Gargle Blaster.......(just wrap the brick in burlap - its more period).

Thanks Pewter, good mix. I'll have to make a batch....
 
Muirghein Tarot said:
So how did it go over? Was the brew strong enough for the enameled guts of your pirate companions?

Tarot :icon_pirat:

The pirates got held up at the church of debauchery and so they never had the group party. So we served it alongside our meads at our bardic. I had a Knight come up to me and say "I'm not sure what you've got in that but I have a squire that has had 4 glasses (8 oz. glasses) and he can't feel his toes any more." I just wish I had made it 3 months in advance since it would have mellowed and been even more deceptive...
 
BTW, the credit for the Pirate's Trance recipe should go to Lethe the Amused, a SCAdian friend of mine. She used to request this drink at bars in NYC when she was younger...
 
best everclear drink ever. Tuckers Death Mix 4 bottles everclear, 2.5 gallons energy drink of choice, 2.5 gallons lemon lime gatorade. We had a party and the keg was foamy for the first few hours so we drank the death mix and i dont know what heppened. you cant even tell theres way to much liquor in it so everyone was wasted very shortly.