to bubble or not

[Oskaar]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, what are we talking about?

Yeah, yeast test pitching. GFI (go for it) and let us know how your test pitching goes!

Cheers,

Oskaar

 

[Mellow_Wolf]

Between my own research and all th excellent postings I've found on here, I'm acquiring quite the laboratory. My wife thinks I've become a mad scientist.

 

[jab]

You are not truly mad until you try to get her to let you name/re-name your first born Igor and insist that he wear a small pillow on the shoulder to simulate a hunch.

I don't think my wife is ever going to forgive me. ???

 

[Oskaar]

To be a true mad scientist you must meet the following critera:

Lock your wife in the basement
Genetically alter your first born into a hunchbacked mutant
Aspire to take over the world and remake it to suit your whimsey
Have a secret subterranean lair behind your fireplace
Insall a massive pipe organ in your secret lair and play it loudly and wildly

Optional criteria:
Have an uncontrollable nervouse tick in one of your eyes ala Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Wear a cape
Wear an iron gauntlet on your dominant arm

Oskaar

 

[jab]

Could I forgo all of that and still be called mad if I managed to divert 50-100 million of the US budget for mead 'research'?

 

[Oskaar]

Oooh,

Tempting . . . . but, no. You'd have to at least have the cape and a hyena as a pet. Or, you could build a supercomputer and name it Prometheus . . . that would work.

Cheers,

Oskaaar

 

[jab]

Man, being a mad scientist is hard work! I have the cape and a hyena, but the closest I can get to a supercomputer is my C64 but it's name is Jim. Oh well. Time to get my job as the gas station back.

 

[Talon]

Well, if I take and talk in a high pitched English accent, run around yelling "Narf!" all the time and acting like I'm nuts, can I be the plucky comic relief side-kick?

Narf! I fink so, Bwain! But this time you get to wear the tu-tu!

 

[Oskaar]

You're hired! LOL

cheers,

Oskaar

 

[hedgehog]

a cape and a hyena = mad scientist pre-requisite??? ok. now i have heard everything... anyhow.. I have ordered my yeasts for the test rehydrate/pitching(5 packets D-47 and 2 each K1 & 118 just to see how they rehydrate/pitch), and hopefully they should be here by friday or saturday, depending on the UPS dude. If you all want to hear some of the test pitching results, I will put them up here. dunno if that would be same thread or new topic.. anyhow, back to the regularly scheduled insanity around here.. boink...

 

[jab]

Heh, it is truly sad when you have to go back up about 8 posts to find out what the thread is truly about.

 

[Oskaar]

That's called thread hijacking.

Hedgehog: Post your yeast tests in the Brewlog which is the appropriate place for them.

Thanks,

Oskaar

 

[Sigmund Von Meader]

To be a true mad scientist you must meet the following critera:

Lock your wife in the basement
Genetically alter your first born into a hunchbacked mutant
Aspire to take over the world and remake it to suit your whimsey
Have a secret subterranean lair behind your fireplace
Insall a massive pipe organ in your secret lair and play it loudly and wildly

Optional criteria:
Have an uncontrollable nervouse tick in one of your eyes ala Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Wear a cape
Wear an iron gauntlet on your dominant arm

No, this is a person with both megalomania and malignant narcissm. To be a mad scientist, you only have to be certifiably mad.


Or maybe just a little angry.

 

[Oskaar]

SNIP . . . To be a mad scientist, you only have to be certifiably mad. Or maybe just a little angry.

OK, you have to have a track record of doing the same thing the same way and expecting different results, or, picked the Vikings to go all the way! LOL

Cheers,

Oskaar