What kind of mead says, "I hate you"?

[Chevette Girl]

It was Meadrol's idea! ;D

My first suggestion would be something like really hot peppers... but subtle, so you don't realize the damage till you've swallowed too much of it for the next day to be pleasant

 

[ChadK]

It was Meadrol's idea! ;D

My first suggestion would be something like really hot peppers... but subtle, so you don't realize the damage till you've swallowed too much of it for the next day to be pleasant

Dammit, you stole mine. howabout something that smells good, but ends up tasting bad. Like way too much spruce.

 

[TAKeyser]

Ex-Lax Mead anyone?

 

[Chevette Girl]

Spruce!! LOL!!!

Or you could chuck in something that really has no place being in a mead, and only tell people about it on the disclaimer... but who would do that?

 

[fivecats]

Spruce!! LOL!!!

Or you could chuck in something that really has no place being in a mead, and only tell people about it on the disclaimer... but who would do that?

Say it in French.

 

[ChadK]

Ex-Lax Mead anyone?

I bet you could make a metheglin with an herbal laxative.

 

[ChadK]

Spruce!! LOL!!!

Or you could chuck in something that really has no place being in a mead, and only tell people about it on the disclaimer... but who would do that?

Is it sad that I've already gotten to know the personalities around here enough that I didn't even have to click those links to know what they were?

 

[fivecats]

Sauerkraut Mead
Pickled Anything Mead
Grapefruit Mead
Coffee Mead
Horseradish Mead
Wasabi Mead
Roadkill Mead
Spittle Mead

and on and on...

 

[Guinlilly]

Sauerkraut Mead
Pickled Anything Mead
Grapefruit Mead
Coffee Mead
Horseradish Mead
Wasabi Mead
Roadkill Mead
Spittle Mead

and on and on...

Horseradish mead might make a good marinade....

 

[TAKeyser]

Coffee Mead

coffee mead is delicious

 

[ChadK]

Sauerkraut Mead
Pickled Anything Mead
Grapefruit Mead
Coffee Mead
Horseradish Mead
Wasabi Mead
Roadkill Mead
Spittle Mead

and on and on...

Haven't I seen threads here with people actually doing grapefruit and coffee meads?

 

[ChadK]

Horseradish mead might make a good marinade....

I was thinking along similar lines, only about wasabi.

 

[fivecats]

Haven't I seen threads here with people actually doing grapefruit and coffee meads?

I know of a Grapefruit Melomel thread. Wouldn't surprise me at all if there is a coffee mead thread here as well.

I can't stand the way either of them taste.

 

[Riverat]

And grapefruit mead isn't too bad....unless.... your "friend" happens to be allergic to citris...... not that I would advocate such thinking!

 

[fivecats]

And grapefruit mead isn't too bad....unless.... your "friend" happens to be allergic to citris...... not that I would advocate such thinking!

In that vein...

Poison Ivy Mead
Poison Oak Mead
Poison Sumac Mead
Antifreeze Mead

 

[Meadrol]

Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are killing me...see what happens when I turn my back for 5 minutes? I'm really sort of digging the Ex Lax mead and the Antifreeze mead; dang, that's just evil! Could we mix those two for maximum effect?

 

[Echostatic]

Simplest would be an 18% ABV mead, fermented dry at 85*F and bottled asap. Mix in a packet of ramen noodle flavoring if you wish.

 

[Guinlilly]

Simplest would be an 18% ABV mead, fermented dry at 85*F and bottled asap. Mix in a packet of ramen noodle flavoring if you wish.

I literally gagged when reading that. lmao

 

[Altricious]

And grapefruit mead isn't too bad....unless.... your "friend" happens to be allergic to citris...... not that I would advocate such thinking!

"Here Rodney, have some mead."

Poison Ivy Mead
Poison Oak Mead
Poison Sumac Mead

I'm not actually allergic to Poison Ivy (probably due to continued exposure). It would be especially cruel to do that and be able to drink it safely, totally tricking your victim.

 

[wayneb]

I'm not actually allergic to Poison Ivy (probably due to continued exposure). It would be especially cruel to do that and be able to drink it safely, totally tricking your victim.

Ahh... ye olde Iocaine powder trick!