My cousin says: mead?
Inferior type of wine,
right? I let him live.
My cousin says: mead?
Inferior type of wine,
right? I let him live.
My cousin says: mead?
Inferior type of wine,
right? I let him live.
381) Domaine Vigouroux Gouleyant Cahors Malbec 2006 (France)
Rubber burns the road
But you can't smell anything
Horseshit on tires
106)Pellegrini Vineyards North Fork Merlot 1999 (Long Island, NY)
Barbecued handbag
Carpet cleaner marinade
Finishes like Scope
It seems our competition has some, uh, competition. I ran across this site where a fellow is making his Red Wine Review in Haiku. I have to admit that limiting wine critics to 17 syllables has a certain appeal - forcing a little discipline on some of those gas bags. I particularly liked his take on these.
Here, I wrote this haiku:
Orange Blossum Mead
A Heinous liquid sorrow
Were did we go wrong?
Or, I think my favorite haiku:
Orange born Mead child
We gave all but got no love.
Why so long to wait?