My husband's family makes something they call "Bohnsalade" (bean salad) with white kidney beans, chopped onion, cubed luncheon meat (we ususally use something cheaper than real SPAM called Holiday), oil and vinegar... Aside from demanding he switch from regular onions (which I don't like raw) to Vidalias or sweet red onions, it's surprisingly tasty.
Cheaper than real SPAM? That is a frightening proposition. You don't eat scrapple, do you?
They make a bacon scrapple that is pretty fab. Not sure if they sell it off the Eastern Shore though.
I feel I would be more inclined to eat scrapple if it had a more appetizing name. "Scraps" is just not fun-sounding.